… Mohgarr … I believed you missed the good ol’ “dark humor” days of GDS. I will search through my archives and see if I can repost some for your amusement. Please find a copy of my dark humor disclaimer that I wrote following a round of complaints … please feel free to adapt as necessary.
Cheers, Scarmoge
“All heads are round.” – Anonymous attribution to one of the members of the French Committee of Public Safety (Comité de salut public)
“We do comedy to get rid of our desire to kill.” – Christopher Titus
In these times a little humor helps. See Cristopher Titus’s Norman Rockwell is Bleeding and Neverlution. “Everyone wants a revolution, but no one’s willing to pack a lunch.” (also Titus)
One might also try some Bill Hicks, “Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.”
… or some Mitch Hedberg, “I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.”
— GIZA humor disclaimer … Any perceived implication or inference by any reader that the humor expressed in the work of these three comedians are the views on humor of Giza Death Star (that is the person that is Giza Death Star), its staff, management, or ownership is categorically denied by this poster.
… just to be safe
The views and opinions expressed by these suggestions for possible sources of humor during this, our most recent unpleasantness, are those of the poster and do not necessarily reflect the views or official policy or position of any agency, or any employee, members of the staff or management (of the USSA of Lockheed Martin or Fort Tinkertoy or ________ [insert the name of YOUR favorite corporation here], former employees, operators, or contractors of Fort Monmouth or the Fort Monmouth Economic Revitalization Authority (FMERA) https://www.fortmonmouthnj.com) of the U.S. government on humor. Examples of societal analysis given within the performances of Titus, Hicks, and Hedberg are to serve only as examples of societal ignorance, stupidity, sheeple mindedness, and obvious soullessness. They should not be utilized (considered “actionable intelligence”) in real-world interpersonal interactions (whether intersubjective or otherwise) as they are based only on supposedly, somewhat limited and dated open source observational information. Assumptions made within the societal analysis of these comedians are not to be considered reflective of the position on humor of any (so called) U.S. government or Globaloney (e.g. Bilderburg, CFR, Trilateral, SPECTRE and whatever organization of which Baron Silas Von Greenback is the head …) entity.