In case you’re wondering what we do at Alpha Genesis … It would seem that if one’s big opening line is “Primate Research Specialists” that step 1 on the road to being so would be to learn to close the door behind you.
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Hope they have a great “girls day out”. Probably looking to see where all the boys are…
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According to the above article; the primates are “too young to carry disease”.
Presumably, because they’re as gullible as Party Democrats.
Plus, as it turns out; the monkeys are valuable, because of their non-human bio-products.
They’re a non-human commodity - being sold to an exclusive globalized clientele.
I mean, too young to carry disease.
Too young to carry?
As in: they might drop the disease?
Another AI generated story?
Are there any stories out-there…
That haven’t been lo-BOT-omomized?
Or, is the CIA press that dumbed-down?
Or…?
Just too damn cheap, to refresh their lobotomized generated AI writers?
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Obviously they’re are too cheap to hire competent employees.
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43 of them…really? Unlikely these were all in one cage and one oopsie let it happen. Perhaps an employee who was disgruntled or has a conscience (Free Willie kind of thing). Or did one monkey figure out how to release the others? There’s more to this story.
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follow up article gives some details. Sound like it was employee carelessness. Probably doesn’t attract top notch staff to work there.
But some interesting details about US monkey dependence on China, increasing cost of research monkeys etc.
What if they actually had to certify vaccines safe instead of being immune from prosecution? How many monkeys would that take?
National security twist emerges in the escape of 43 lab monkeys
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I must be slightly paranoid but the company acronym - AGI - is the same as Artificial General Intelligence… “specializes in providing specific pathogen-free primates for biomedical research”, now that sounds charming!
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