5 minute video tour of a human cryptopreservation ambulance

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A Biotech company specialized in human cryopreservation

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#2

He had me at “legal death” :slightly_smiling_face::flushed::grin::thinking::joy:. Nice post.

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#3

cryo not crypto super spooky I wouldn’t recommend going for this

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#4

I can’t believe I went to the website and scoped it out🤪

Did you see the testimonies? This was my favorite⭐️

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If Bigfoot hasn’t bought in, then I’m not either. This would make an excellent heat emergency vehicle though. They could rush to events or neighborhoods where crowds both large and small gather with lights flashing and siren screaming and dole out ice cream to those succumbing to high temperatures. They could also respond to individual homes and businesses as well. With proper emergency planning, they could be stratecally stationed to shorten response times. So, ditch the silly crypofreezingcurrency idea and re-purpose the vehicles.

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#6

Bluenose - Not to dismiss your repurposing proposal but would cooling heat stroke patients 196 degrees celsius be a bit extreme ? . I would be remiss in not noting the the following additional perks of being a Tomorrow Bio member

  • they plan to expand to include pets
  • Patients are stored in the underground part of the new facility which is located in Rafz, Switzerland
    if that is not enough members receive at no extra cost a welcome box that includes the following
  • A welcome letter signed by Dr. Emil Kendziorra
  • A member card with a unique personal identification ID code
  • A member bracelet with the member’s body donor conditions and Tomorrow Bio’s contact information
  • Four emergency cards stating the member’s desire for cryopreservation, Tomorrow Bio’s contact information, and specific emergency instructions
  • A Patient Advance Directive (PAD) template to assist in quickly notifying Tomorrow Bio in case of an unexpected death
  • A Last Will template that can help reduce legal challenges to the member’s cryopreservation
  • An emergency instructions document that explains how to fill out the PAD and Last Will
  • A Tomorrow notepad
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#7

I agree, @Bahri. I don’t check “organ donor” on my driver’s license for this reason. Apparently, many wounded in the Ukraine become instant organ donors- another lucrative business there.

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#8

Wonder what it would be like to be revived 200 years in the future, maybe the future will be great!

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#9

Organ transplants seem like a bad idea too.

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