And I repeat ... Today on The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show ... Saturn V boosters please ... the new ones keep blowing up or Where Oh Where Have the Nazi-neers Gone?

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Where Oh Where have the Nazi-neers Gone? Oh where, oh where can they beeeeeee?

(sung to the tune of Where Oh Where has my little dog gone?)

… This is Walter Winchell… News Flash … Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America, from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let’s go to press! … (imagine morse code sounds here … you know … dot dot dot - dash - dot dot dot)

An urgent call went out today for any and all Nazi Engineer Proteges or anyone holding a set of plans for The Saturn 5 Rocket.

!https://www.reuters.com/technology/space/spacex-launches-eighth-starship-test-eyeing-ships-mock-satellite-deployment-2025-03-06/

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Bad engineering or Bad Karma?

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I also wondered why on the TV show Get Smart that the villains of KAOS had German accents …

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… ONE … MORE … TIME! Say it with me. We’re not going anywhere. We’re not going anywhere. We’re not going anywhere.

Many more of these episodes and that little ol’ “we faked the moon landing” idea might be able to start gaining a little traction. I think we should blame these problems on “Evil AI”. Evil Ai doesn’t want us to be able to leave, but it might want us to possibly “check out”.

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Why, oh why do I have a feeling, that these Starship failures are a kabuki theatre?
The current cost of these unlaunched rackets is approaching a cost of entire Apollo program including a Moon landing. Something is not adding up. Either the cost of launch is order of the magnitude cheaper than officially( so they launder the money that way) or launches are successful and carry into the space nefarious loads.

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#6

Musk as standard tech distraction while Secret Space tests anti grav in Mars.

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While high on ketamine, shrooms, and God knows what else.

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… aaannnndddnd we are still not going anywhere … Wait, I just figured out a way for us here at Giza to get in on the moolah gravy train … First, we get together and start a “Space Company” called the Benben Space Company (trademark and copyright by ScarmoCo) then ask the government for contracts in the amount of … say , slightly over 1 billion (to ask for anything under that amount would raise suspicion that you weren’t “really” trying to get into space) spend a few million to get the “look” right then blow it up. Shucky darn, Golly gee whiz, I sure thought we had it right this time with all of that Whiz bang modern digital technology stuff … and now you have plenty of money left over for you and your friends to travel around the world and have a child with a different woman every other year or so. General Butler, I hate to tell you, but War ain’t the only racket in town.

At this point it appears that the current version of “lets go to other moon and other planets” is just nothing but a techno-money laundering (excuse the pun) pyramid scheme. I hate to say it but those 6 successful Moon landings are beginning to look a little sketchy …

But, on the other hand we have two rovers “on Mars” that have been operating for approx. 5,000 and 2,000 days. Hmmmmm.

I’ll say it again … Nazi Engineers and Saturn V plans please.

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… at this point … I think it safe to say BOTH. The only question is what the percentages are of each.