Any Mainstream Headline Predictions?

#1

Any mainstream headline predictions?

  1. Democrats Sweep Elections! Russia/China To Blame!!

  2. Climate Emergency Declared By Biden. Russia/China To Blame!

  3. “Climate Change” Death Certificates Soar Across The Globe!
    (a pre-existing condition)

  4. Al Gore Warns: “Every organ system can be affected by climate change!”

[Of course, the above have already been actually floated; in several trial balloons press releases]

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#2
  1. Republicans sweep elections! Fascism to blame!
  2. Cities burn, Republicans do nothing
  3. Democrats get back in control
#3
  1. Aliens land spacecraft on Whitehouse lawn - all voting cancelled. Demo rats stay in power.
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#4
  1. Run for the hills THEY are here.
#5

House investigations of doj/fbi and cdc/fda are threats to democracy

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#6

@aurajenn That’s seems by far the most likely headline. Of course, in this day and age, who knows what to expect? Literally nothing would surprise me.

#7

The Vogon Constructor Fleet park up, the Deep state having failed to inform us Plebs that plans for the bypass have been on display at the planning office for some time…