Blue Origin fall down go BOOM ... Bezos, Musk (and the rest of us) still not going anywhere with these 1930s liquid fuel rockets

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… aaannnndddnd we are still not going anywhere … Wait, I just figured out a way for us here at Giza to get in on the moolah gravy train … First, we get together and start a “Space Company” called the Benben Space Company (trademark and copyright by ScarmoCo) then ask the government for contracts in the amount of … say , slightly over 1 billion (to ask for anything under that amount would raise suspicion that you weren’t “really” trying to get into space) spend a few million to get the “look” right then blow it up. Shucky darn, Golly gee whiz, I sure thought we had it right this time with all of that Whiz bang modern digital technology stuff … and now you have plenty of money left over for you and your friends to travel around the world and have a child with a different woman every other year or so. General Butler, I hate to tell you, but War ain’t the only racket in town.

At this point it appears that the current version of “lets go to other moon and other planets” is just nothing but a techno-money laundering (excuse the pun) pyramid scheme. I hate to say it but those 6 successful Moon landings are beginning to look a little sketchy …

But, on the other hand we have two rovers “on Mars” that have been operating for approx. 5,000 and 2,000 days. Hmmmmm.

I’ll say it again … Nazi Engineers and Saturn V plans please.

ZeroHedge

Watch: SpaceX’s Starship Static Rocket Test Suffers “Major Anomaly”

Massive explosion…

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#2

Sabatoge?
Saab a trois?

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Anomalous use of the word “anomaly” :face_with_hand_over_mouth:
It exploded!

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#4

… yet another good one from you Bill. :slight_smile:

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… Now Chris, I know several folks that have 3 Saabs and they never blow up. Heeeee!

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I had to look them up and I am not surprised they went out of business just because ours had a lot of issues, but I was wondering why I hadn’t seen them in awhile.
Remember Saturn cars?

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#7

Maybe E–n saw your post and got an idea about how to get more funding:

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/2035526376468394305

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#8

Thanks for the link!

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#10

… maybe Bezos bought ACME? … :slight_smile:

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Did you see the news about the nasa nuclear powered spaceship? Should have had that long ago

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#12

… not a good day for NASA … but I’m glad they awarded the moon base opportunity to the company with the most recent catastrophic failure.

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#13

… Stanton Friedman was working on the development of those in the late 1950s I believe for General Electric. So given that black projects are roughly 1 human life span ahead of anything one sees in public those Nuclear rockets should be just about ready.

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#14

Or maybe NASA is an anagram for something we haven’t considered. Too many possibilities but scam , while valid, still doesn’t fit. Sorry that the truth hasn’t hit yet… I don’t think it will be in the UFO files, either.