... Breaking Music News ... the lyrics to a posthumous Teresa Brewer release entitled "Meta, Meta, Data" leaked

Meta, Meta, Data (sung to the tune of Music, Music, Music)

Put another packet in
In the network layerdeon
All I want is trackin’ you
And meta, meta, data

I’d send anything for you
Anything you’d want me to
All I want is trackin’ you
And meta, meta, data

Closer, my dear, come closer
The nicest part of any send
Is detecting all your trends

So, put another packet in
In the network layerdeon
All I want is trackin’ you
And meta, meta, data

Put another packet in
In the network layerdeon
All I want is trackin’ you
And meta, meta, data

I’d send anything for you
Anything you’d want me to
All I want is trackin’ you
And meta, meta, data

Closer, my dear, come closer
The nicest part of any send
is detecting all your trends

So, Put another packet in
in the network layerdeon
All I want is trackin’ you
And meta, meta, data

“C’mon, everybody
Put some packets in
And keep that old Layerdeon playing”
Meta, meta, data

Dum-dee, dum-dee, dah-dee-dum
Dum-dee, dum-dee, dah-dee-dum
Dum-dee, dum-dee, we’re-all-dum
And meta, meta, data

Dum-dee, dum-dee, dah-dee-dum
Dum-dee, dum-dee, dah-dee-dum
Dum-dee, dum-dee, we’re-all-dum
And meta, meta, data