Insert Morse Code Key sounds here… Good Evening, Mr. and Mrs. America … and all the ships at sea. Attention everyone… this just in … All power washing companies in the state of Minnesota have been put on alert that they may be called upon by either State or Federal Officials to immediately power wash any scene connected with recent events in Minnesota.
see also PowerWash Simulator. (this is real folks) PowerWash is a 2022 simulation video game developed by British studio FuturLab and published by Square Enix Collective. 24.99
- additional expansion packs including instruction on Power Washing away evidence connected to political assasinations are available.
