Er, ah , The guys and I were just talking to Bob and he ah, told us, that about the only thing in life that he could think of that would excite him would be to open a new box of sponges. Funny thing a couple of the guys at work and I were going to give him a Scrub Daddy Sponge set for his gag Secret Santa gift at the office Christmas Party. But after he told us about his “sponge excitement” thing … Well, the other guys and I talked it over and we decided to give Bob a few therapy sessions instead.
I think the person that wrote the text for this is a little bit to much into sponges. Just sayin’
… and only 8 sponges? The Nine and I were very offended. 
Actual Christmas Gift Ad.
Scrub Daddy Sponge Set
There comes a time in everyone’s life when they get excited about opening up a new pack of sponges. Give that experience to a special someone — times eight! You have two choices to make: Wrap up the whole box (giving eight sponges in total), or just give a few and hold onto the extras for future Christmas gifts.
