COMEDY RELIEF - Australian Politics - two weeks till Australia goes to the polls

The current state of the political campaign for Australian Federal Election 2025 is still up in the air. The leaders of the two main parties (Labor the current leftist government and the Coalition opposition) have gone underway. As usual the Prime Minshta Anthony Albanese is showing Australians that he is as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle … sadly I suspect a lot of poorly led Australians may vote him back in … in which case the country is screwed. The main issues at play are housing, cost of living, immigration and “nuklah” power.

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And who counts the votes?.

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I’m glad you asked. We have laws at a federal level for elections, with a body called The Australian Electoral Commission responsible for elections on federal, state and local levels. There is a vote registrar also on a federal level.

On voting day generally you go in and have your name marked off the registrar by a paid official of the AEC - you provide your surname and first names, then your residential address - I’m not 100% sure if we now provide a drivers license of a photo ID with an address and date of birth. After that you are given PAPER forms for you to physically vote with pencil. You then fold the paper and place it in a box which is supervised by another official.

Have people gone to more than one polling booth to vote? Yes it can but eventually they get found out. But when polls close (I think) the votes are taken to a counting centre that is central to the polling centres and those are counted there.

For most elections we know the results within a few hours of polls closing. Unlike the states where the counting goes on for months and papers just mysteriously pop up, especially in blue states.

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@Brendan … I just want to thank you SO much for directing me to Danger Dans YT channel … I think I have watched every single one of his vids and haven’t stopped laughing … Dan NAILS it … Our current “overlords” are a bunch of PATHETIC lying … arrogant limp wristed … self serving wankers BUT the women are even WORSE… barren … bland … hateful and hungry … HIDEOUS psychotic creatures … all of them … Our once wonderful “Down Under” has become nothing more than a whimsical memory thanks to these corrupt woke IDIOTS …

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