Don't fear the Turkey

This is actually a headline on sky news.

It’s quite simply ridiculous now, the media is psychologically terrorising everyone in the most overt way. Its like watching a group of people being hypnotised at a show from off stage left.

So why create such fear? You will have no money and no hope of a better life? Unless… ah yes that’s right you become a ward of the state and when you live in OUR house, you will follow OUR rules.

You know what Mr globalturkey… I never liked stuffing anyway.