FLASH: China Foreign Ministry Tells all citizens EVACUATE UKRAINE IMMEDIATELY

RUMOR: UKRAINE FIRED AN AMERICAN CANNON FIRED NUKE AT RUSSIAN FORCES, IT DID NOT GO OFF, AND RUSSIA FOUND IT QUICKLY.

NOT RUMOR: after this rumored event, china ordered a full and immediate evacuation of all chinese people in ukraine.

it’s fun to post stuff like that because it is interesting and is probably just rumor. it does make sense though, because a nuke would require an authorization code and if it was launched by idiots, that would be why it did not go off. Russia would know the US did not mean to nuke them, at the same time discovering a huge violation, heck, it might have even been a threat.

First off NOOOO lol lol lol phrase it like this mr onion, Nuclear Armageddon approaches!!China Urges Immediate Evacuation in Ukraine!! End of Times!! No World Order! Meanwhile Iranian leaders are massacring females in public unrestrained, as prison riots erupt and the green spring has now morphed into a pink stink at the rink, mullahs in their fall? We’ll never know, but Iran is shaky again. The proper “nuclear weapon” for Ukraine would be the Davy Crockett artillery set up. Small mobile deadly and it had a larger option. Radiation shells work at stoping troop movement by creating a huge cloud of radiation, impenetrable, deadly, dissipating slowly over weeks months, a wall of sickening death to creatures, given a rather small blast. Leaves buildings alone. What a gem lol lol nato developed this to do what exactly? Well Peabody exactly what they need a cheap method of stopping a massive troop deployment, advancement and doing it swiftly thriftily and precisely. Line em up, 2 can play limited nuclear war games smartarse, and some of us have already done it, used it, aired it and the idea we the US are in fear that Vladimir vladminibitch putrid RasPutin midget missile, is gona threaten earth with a doomsday killer, lol lol over his tantrum waking up to a nightmare shrinking nation shrinking population free gas lol ruin…now he’s about to lose another 500,000 dummies, and already a chopped off Kim Jung un looking madman, he’s about to lose a limited nuclear war…assassination comes swiftly by his number one aide the day nato moves the system into Poland ohhhh its already arrived? Ukraine already planning? Nah just a bad dream, Brezhnev escorted kruschev off the premises at gunpoint personally precedent, at a banishment point? In Siberia he passed, but he actually died only mere months after the jfk killing.