I had no idea that the Bovinae even had televisions let alone watched baseball. However, I do know that “There is no moo-ing in baseball.” Gary Larson where are you when we need you?
… which provides the opportunity to repeat a joke by the great Garry Shandling …
"You ever notice how when people drive down the street and see a cow on the side of the road, they feel like they have to roll down the window and go ‘moo’? Don’t do that. It’s cruel. You’re going by at 70 miles an hour. By the time the poor cow looks up all it sees is the back of the car. You know the cow has to be saying to itself, ‘Hey, there’s a cow driving that car’. ‘How can he afford that?’ ‘He’s driving a Mercedes and I’m standing out here eating grass.’ ‘What happened to me?’ "
My better half also pointed out that we also must no longer be able to say Bravo Sierra due to it being insensitive to both Bovinae and fecal material.