The Brits have the same problem as every other country and it’s a waste of taxpayer dollars, like the study on cow farts.
i, m of the belief Walter Raleigh wrote the sonnets and Shakespeare was as much fun as Cromwell banning Xmas, both farm and stock breeders etc … When you think of Walter in the Tower of London you imagine, Iron Maidan, chains etc … And not the conversations that would sound a little like " oh wife, this silk shirt has been eaten by moths, but I do love the feather hat, oh so you brought 2 barrels of port and amazing paper and quills, oh dear wife let me ravage you before the boys visit at sun down …what a jolly rampant time we have, hide and seek, they took so long finding me, so I thought bugger that COME HARKEN to me, Anyone fancy a night on the Town … We’ve drank 4 barrels of ale and I wanted another drink dear WIFE …we were laughing, the warden was laughing … Oh sweet Wife, dearth Wife , wise wife , just Wife, tell the Sheep Breeder, he can read my latest writings, its call;ed " merchant OF VENICE, Tell him that I didn’t get back my sonnets and KING HENRY play, I want to change a part …oh sweet sweet dear, dear wife tell ye Maketh haste in their returns …will thee " ? …doth your mother know her drapes don my Tower Window, much warmer now, " etc … ( something like that ) 
…he had it very comfy due to his wealth …Walter
