Imagine trying to babysit these spoiled brats at the beach while their parents are at the beach bar out of the sunlight consuming libations. Let’s call that bar the United Nations. The locals call it the UN but I digress. I’m talking about the pouring of a liquid offering as a religious ritual, not booze. C’mon man, get with the eugenic times! This poor babysitter would have her hands full. I can just imagine her saying things like:
Canada, get that jellyfish out of your mouth! You know you’re not supposed to eat that.
America, if you don’t stop feeding jellyfish to your little brother I’m gonna make YOU eat it!
Ukraine, there’s lots of rocks along the beach for you to play with so you just give that one back to Donbas NOW!
China where are you going? To the toilet? Well remember to flush, wash your hands and close the door when you’re finished. You know what happened last time. That’s right, you forgot to flush and the smell sickened everyone. So close the door and leave the fan running.
North Korea! I’m watching you…just because your little sister South Korea has a bigger sand castle than yours’ doesn’t mean you can destroy hers. Got it mister!?
Australia! What did I tell you about keeping that thing on a leash? No, not your little cousin New Zealand. That weird looking animal you brought with you with a bill for beak at one end and a tail like a beaver at the opposite end. No I don’t care what its called. Platypus, you imagine. I’d have called it a Sagerwawgia. I swear either the creator smokes dope or Darwin was off his rocker.
Finally, a little me time…Oh great just friggin’ great!
Turkey! How many times do I have to tell you that can’t be on both teams when playing beach volleyball ball. So pick a team…either Syria or Israel and no you can’t be the referee too. So pick a side would ya?
Brussels! Stop picking on Italy, I swear one of days he’s gonna kick you with his boot and you’ll deserve it.
England and Germany! Stop bickering! We all know its fake, whenever nobody’s around you’re best buds so play nice would ya!?
Oh my land, could this day get any worse?
What the hel…What’s going on out there? Ok that does it! Russia! Russia!
Get out of that water NOW! That’s not funny! Get that fake shark fin off your back and stop scaring everybody!
That’s it I’ve had enough! I’m going up to the United Nations and getting your parents! Then I’m calling Soros, the head babysitter. He can take this job and shove it! Doesn’t pay enough anyways. This is one inclusive beach that will never include me again. Inclusive my arse. How could I be so stupid?
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Will the G-20 not be able to continue their eugenics program as envisioned?
That would be a globalized shame.
W/leadership like this; no leadership at all, would be a step-up.
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As long as they control part of the world it will continue. Then they can concentrate on bringing the rest back into the fold…we know they’re patient.
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