How to "coiffure", make friends & Influence people for the greater good...etc

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#how-to- influence -people-for-good.
There, fixed it for ys.

No invitation to Davos for you WuWu!!..

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For pity’s sake, get them all a stylist! xo

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Snopes does not like this info so it is probably reliable:

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Top left: Perfect aerodynamics would make a good billiards pro, one cue ball focusing on another.
Top middle: Good for hiding your freemason’s apron. Still shy, hasn’t ‘come out’ publicly yet.
Top right: Very dangerous! Could be hiding aliens from here or beyond. Becomes top heavy in blizzards and sandstorms throwing one off balance. Could be run over by a snow mobile in the former or a camel in the latter.
Bottom left: Perfect defense weapon if attacked by a walrus.
Bottom middle: Pro, could keep one from being trapped after falling into a deep crevasse like they have in Antarctica. Con, would have to turn his head sideways to walk through the average doorway.
Bottom right: Only works with short eye lashes. Long eye lashes could become entangled in eye brows causing eyeballs to dry out and possible blindness.

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Aye. And Mr. Moustache would need a whole row of seats on the aircraft!

Top right- could be Sam Bankman-Fried…

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