This is what Dr. JPF would call a knee slapping laugh!
Silly, of course not, their job is to keep secrets. That’s why they are the Secret Service.
Can’t fault them for doing a good job.
… that’s fine. Just produce the list of names of those assigned to the secret service details (you do keep records of who was assigned to whom, where they went, how long they were there, expense account totals, flight plans and records, and so on … really? you’re kidding? those are missing too?) and they can be interviewed and … of course there is a huge logical difficulty here … if you claim to have no records on “those agents” connected to H. you’d have to have a list of those agents in order to check and then find out you have nothing connecting those agents and H. This then generates another record problem. If you have a list of names and it turns out that they weren’t doing anything connected with H. you then should be able to produce records as to what they were doing and with whom. After all they were employed and being paid. Surely they weren’t being paid for just sitting around DC doing nothing. Of course this is the G so it is entirely possible that they were being paid for doing nothing.
just kidding you know that any connected “records” of any kind are also missing and even if you were able to talk with them I’ll bet you they wouldn’t remember a single thing.
The question to ask of course is do you have any records of anything? … that is other than a second by second account of the life of everyone who was anywhere near WDC during our most recent unpleasantness of last January. I’ll bet you can find those.
Of course, Bidden has the SS( not-so-secret, but still secretive Service), and Trumpette has Pravda( the “truth” Social). So all is well in the great american dreamland.
Stay asleep. It’s the only way to experience it .
Then of course there’s the problem of “H” herself…er… himself… because there IS an uncanny resemblance between the two… (cough hack wheeze)…
UPDATE: Person of interest discovered to purportedly be individual responsible for safekeeping of said “records”.
A German National named: Sergeant Schultz.