Peter Thiel “leaving” America is a non-story. It’s like when the superstitious claim an oarfish sighting is an apocalyptic forecast. His and Karp’s Palantir tentacles are already everywhere. Thiel is probably moving to Argentina to hit Milei with his tech-demon evangelism and convince him to hand over land ripe for startup cities. Thiel’s PR probably planted this story to boost the illusion that these vampires want to be seen as a protected class that have to flee a country whose citizens have become increasingly hostile to the PayPal Mafia and their tech-bro foot soldiers. Thiel will lecture us more on stagnation and his warped vision of the antichrist. It will only make our brain-dead DC class do even more to court these freaks.
Peter Thiel “leaving” America is a non-story. It’s like when the superstitious claim an oarfish sighting is an apocalyptic forecast. His and Karp’s Palantir tentacles are already everywhere. Thiel is probably moving to Argentina to hit Milei with his tech-demon evangelism and…
— Shane Cashman (@ShaneCashman) May 29, 2026