Per our exchange in Dark Journalist ideas room a week ago Friday, for your enjoyment:
Sung to the tune of “What do you do with a problem like Maria” from Sound of Music
How do you solve a problem like the Banksters?
How do you catch a fraud and pin him down?
How do you find a word that means the Banksters?
They’re button-down grifters!
Many a way they find to steal your labor
Many a law they buy to hold you down.
While the working class saves their pay,
inflation steals their savings away
How do we wrest our money from their hands?
Oh how do you solve a problem like the Banksters?
How do you make a thief an honest man?