… I guess it was too much trouble to actually look at the picture of the guy … Spoiler alert … it was not the guy arrested … he is just a patsy.
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I’m beginning to really look forward to Fridays even though I’m retired and no longer in the 9-5 squirrel cage. The best juicy news is usually posted for the weekend cycle. 
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Oops!
According to the FBI records he was white.
Well, that’s what happerns when…?
Your agents are using ChatGPT, to get their FBI diplomas.
The FBI should do a color check,
before the frame is set-up.
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… I guess we are in 1984 … Black is White. 
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Clearly the civil conflict hinges upon the turn of the century racial program of Madison Grant.
simulate_civil_war():
print(“Civil War simulation initiated ASAP.”)
# Placeholder for war logic
factions = [“North”, “South”] + [“Black”, “White”] + [“urban”, “agrarian”] + [“liberal”, “conservative”]
for turn in range(5):
print(f"Turn {turn + 1}: {factions[turn % 2]} advances.")
print(“Simulation complete. Peace negotiations denied due to mental illness, historical illiteracy.”)
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