Monkeys reportedly seen flying out of pollster's ... well, you know

Poll shows Harris will receive 90 million votes in the upcoming election. Get the news before it happens! Wait, oops, scratch that, mea culpa, … that 90 million number was from a poll conducted simultaneously with the poll mentioned below of the 3,143 persons who will certify county election results this fall.

https://www.ipsos.com/en-us/most-americans-support-biden-leaving-race-democrats-rally-behind-harris

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Were they winged monkeys, answering the call of an ugly green woman screaming “Fly! Fly my pretties!..”?

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I don’t understand you Americans. Ipsos has become better and better at polling since adopting Annalena Baerbock’s new arithmetic.
You do know if you want change you need a 360 degrees shift! LOL

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… hate to tell you Neru but that picture is a fake. In reality neither of them will have a reflection in a mirror. :slight_smile:

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Really, some people believe K and T are equal (according to a “poll” no less) on day 1? If so, then the same people would believe Wayne’s claim.
… actually I was thinking Wayne’s World
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