Monty Python’s Life Of Brian - The ‘Right’ To Have Babies
Stan: “I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me ‘Loretta’.”
Reg: “What?!”
Loretta: “It’s my right as a man.”
Judith: “Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?”
Loretta: “I want to have babies.”
Reg: “You want to have babies?!”
Loretta: “It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.”
Reg: “But… You can’t have babies.”
Loretta: “Don’t you oppress me.”
Reg: “I’m not oppressing you, Stan. You haven’t got a womb! – Where’s the fetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!”
Judith: “Here! I-- I’ve got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can’t actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody’s fault, not even the romans’, but that he can have the right to have babies.”
Francis: “Good idea, Judith. We shall fight the oppressors for your right to have babies, brother. Sister. Sorry.”
Reg: “What’s the point?”
Francis: “What?”
Reg: “What’s the point of fighting for his right to have babies when he can’t have babies?!”
Francis: “It is symbolic of our struggle against oppression.”
Reg: “Symbolic of his struggle against reality.”
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