How about we subsidize a solar farm to be used exclusively for the nurturing and development of new crop of digital chickens (a la the Digi-pets of the 90’s).
We could let the immigrant workers feed them (from their side of the border) and start another
currency coin based on their “egg” production? Once the country is fully invested, we Texans could then introduce a fake virus which would force the farms to kill off most of the flock
leaving the majority of the Chick-coin stockholders (mostly in California) a big ol’ goose egg.
The obvious next step would be for Texas to start a new coin backed by gold (The Golden egg) using the misbegotten profits (claiming ignorance of course) from the rug-pull fleece to buy up
the really real farms. These farms would then be shut down and re-purposed into vertical bug
growing facilities which would fill the recent protein need created by the massive culling of the
traditional food sources that have serviced man for millennia…
I’ve just had a fever. Pay me no mind… Hey, it makes more sense than injecting all our birds with an mRNA virus though…