Only in 'Merca ... Just couldn't resist ... Police serve warrants, arrest family-run "Dodger Crew" high end perfume theft ring in South L.A. ... they obviously didn't listen to Richard Pryor

Richard Pryor, may his soul rest in peace, had this great bit about what to do when you are in the holding tank with real criminals. His advice was no matter what you had done, when asked, that you should make it sound as hard as possible to the rest of those in the tank. Otherwise, well … you know … When asked what his character was in for, he replied, sounding as hard as possible, SOCKS! My recommendation to this group of lovely people … PERFUMES!

Again, only in 'Merca … the police department spokesPERSON, LAPD Lt. Mike McComas, felt it NECESSARY to emphasize during the press conference that, and I quote, " … The family has no affiliation with the Major League Baseball team." OMG! Only in "Merca.

Police serve warrants, arrest family-run "Dodger Crew" theft ring in South L.A..

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Speaking of stolen stuff…the LAPD stole the phrase “we will find you and shut you down” from Chicago’s mayor Lori Lightfoot during Covid!

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