Passing gas on land and in water

Ok, as I understand it we have to stop eating cows and drinking their milk because they fart too much and that does some sort of bad things to the skies according the sky drs. Now it looks like we’ll soon be eating gmo fish because their numbers are dropping dramatically according to the water drs. So, following my line of fart knowledge (I’ve released a lot if gas in my time) there aren’t enough fish farting in the water. Don’t we have fart drs that could figure out a way of balancing the two? Inquiring minds want to know.

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