I thought this just about sums it all up:
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Let’s add that it only can harm you when you enter the restaurant, but can’t harm you when you sit down to eat.
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… or liquor store, or on the surface of any mail … and don’t forget its particularly virulent in religious buildings … or from Big Box Warehouse stores (e.g. CostCo or Sam’s) … and is subject to directionality - remember the arrows on the floors?
Bad reasoning Kills … and when you speak or write it out … it makes you look … well, you know. 
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I KNEW those arrows on the grocery store floors were for something… now I know! They were the disease transmission vectors! Thanks so much (x 9 ) for clarifying that, Scarmoge!
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Oh, and in hair salons, as long as you are Speaker of the House, you are just fine.
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You guys are funny!!! 
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… always remember …
… There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one’s safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn’t, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn’t have to; but if he didn’t want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.
“That’s some catch, that Catch-22,” he observed.
“It’s the best there is,” Doc Daneeka agreed.”
― from Catch-22 by Joseph Heller