… from the article - “The country’s government recently revealed its plans to build a mega resort at Mount Sinai the place where God gave Moses the Ten Commandments.”
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To get the full experience of of the resort one should ask for the “Ramses” package. 40 days and 40 nights with all-you-can-eat Mana buffet. Olympic sized swimming pool, dyed red and with parted waters every evening.
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… “Ramses” package? Careful there now fella’ … Keep it family friendly. 
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Yeah, that package is not for everyone and it’s not cheap. In fact, some of the investors might have given up their first born to see this thing through. Going for an “Escape Room” type of vibe with this one. We need an antagonist. Keep’s the blood flowing. Wouldn’t want the clients getting bored would we? Too much time on their hands and they’ll end up in the gift shop playing with the false idols.
It all comes down to creative ways to recoupe the investments, right? I mean, every brick in this joint was made without straw, and you know how impossible that is…
Oh for crying out loud…I’ve heard it all… is this why they closed the old Monastery of St. Catherine?
Is God actually sending a hint? 