Space Conference Censors Name of First Human in Space Because He Was Russian

Tchaikovsky banned…

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Russian mustard is your enemy…

Anyone have the recipe for Russian salad dressing? I can’t find any anywhere.

Three men walked into a bar;
One ordered a White Russian;
One beat him up for saying the word Russian.
The other beat him to death for trying to order a white slave girl, but not because of slavery, but because he was being a white supremacist domestic terrorist.
Both were exonerated in court and later awarded the congressional medal of honor.
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