… no longer standing but at one time you could have had a room for the night.
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A wide selection of hats are available for purchase in the lobby. No smoking in the rooms please but there are vending machines at the end of each hallway with a variety of cigarette selections as
well as Gurkha Grand Reserve cigars (available only at the front desk) for the discriminating customer.
A special note to those that have registered complaints about the elective, but abrasive wake-up call “Achtung! Zeit aufzuwachen!”… We’ve gone out our way to provide a more suitable alternative…The housekeeping staff will now be employed to make the rounds through the facilities at 8am goose-stepping to each occupied room and banging on the doors with surplus wooden clogs surrendered by the Dutch in WW2.
*Sci-fi and “Fantasy” reading materials are provided in the the rooms. Please keep your papers handy, and enjoy your stay!
CASH only please.
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…oh my! lol… yea…cash only…
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