There is an English Translation button the webpage to the top and right of same.
I suggest the EU Commission should take an early Christmas break, a large chill pill to go with a large bucket of Ukrainian popcorn and watch the comedy movie from 1966 “The Russians Are Coming, The Russians Are Coming” which I recall be some few years later one of my Confirmation Day treats. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ACDoxjj9WQ Sort of like the Russian Sub meets Dads Army.



Uncanny resemblance there, I think Merz is somewhat less real and more robotic in character, more droid-like without the programmed personality though. 