The Incredible Clif Has One I Can't Resist Posting: OUMUAMUA CAUSED COVID

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He is off his meds that’s all.

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He’s been off his meds a loooong time.

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so no one can accurately explain oumuamua. so it seems like a fun contest.
Clif was a bit hard to follow, I think he said that Oumuamua was a trumpet heralding the return of El which changed the timeline for the ‘introduction’ of COVID.
I propose that the object is the burned out fossilized hull of a millennium falcon like vehicle.
this astro-artifact served as an element from the noosphere from which George Lucas was inspired.

the speed of oumuamua changed and the trajectory is a bit of a mystery, any ideas? is it displaying agency? like a seedling?

So here’s the scoop:
Omouamua has been determined by science to be pancake-shaped, and also apparently changing speed and making course corrections. I posit that it is simply getting smaller as it approaches and that the rest are simple relativistic effects from spacetime curvature.
This ties in with the monolith or cube discovered on the farside of “the” moon, which story melted away a few days later.
Thusly:

Omouamua is an actual pancake, and the monolith on the moon is an actual pat of butter. This is all timed for arrival in december, thus providing the syrup in the form of emotive responses from way too many christmas carols.
Prove me wrong.

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@WuWu LOL! Love the Foodie approach!

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