The National Book Award committee rewards the finding that "white paint" is racist ... but I bet Wite [sic]-Out isn't

At first I thought the article was going to be satire, unbelievable. They’re serious? Any wonder “Egg Head” became a demeaning synonym for intellectual?

So many Stooges!
It should be categorized as a comic-strip!
Dressed-Up, in a glorified academia-antoinette $kirt$.
Just needs a white-cherry, on top of the cake…
That’s passing off, as real academia-meat!

Fighting wars over how to crack…
Their Jonathan Swift eggheads!