Originally published at: WEAPONIZING DENTAL FLOSS
…I can still hear my boyhood dentist hovering over me, and every time I think of him I am reminded of that German-Nazi dentist, played by Sir Lawrence Olivier, and that scene with him and his “patient”, Dustin Hoffman in Marathon Man. My dentist was also German, and had just a very very slight accent,…
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Dr. Farrell I always thought about our toilet paper. What’s a better way to micro dose and quick absorption into the masses😳
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The covid toilet paper hoarding exercise would have been a great way to insert specially dosed toilet paper to create a covid illness cocktail
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Alright, that’s it.
I quit.
All the more reason to use a dental water pick instead of flossing… just be careful of inert ingredients in the water. 
Makes the Dective’s job much easier: DWF
Died while flossing.
[still has the dental floss in hand/mouth]
Or, SBF
Suicide by flossing.
Dentists will have to Lobby;
as they’re losing their smiling, fastidious custmers
by the tongue-cleaved-to-the-roof-of-the-dental-floss score!
@Patriceoneal I honestly think they are messing with our TP for years. Who would suspect that (besides me).
Spray the skies, spray hits trees, they harvest trees to make lumber . No need to mess up with tp while making it, add in the problem up stream
Do all dentists agree or is this another case of ‘6 out of 7 dentists say’…?
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I suppose the controversy of how much and what chemicals to add to dental floss will go on and on for years and years like the debate over fluoride in water to prevent teeth decay.
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