As what might be classified as a British subject, I object.
Screw, Brittannia 
, etcā¦
Is Britain( the dream of Greater Old Brittany) inherently evil or can be proven as such? Is Britain merely an( /THE) example of Empire, and, is Empire inherently evil?? Would this proposed Law stand if challenged on a proper basis???
Iām ready for Rishi to multiply my fishy.
Smash the chavs with a 10 quid fine and cut the VAT on fine wine!!!
Allahu Akbar
Between Rishi( not) and Sadiq( not) it seems doubtful that anything good that used to come ex insula angelorum is not going to have a very difficult time indeed in merely subsisting.
Put me down as a domestic Taoist.
Iām staying out of the tax bracket by playing online bingo while secretly having impure thoughts about Nadine Dorries dressed up as little bo peep.
You may as well stick me in Belmarsh now guv.
You will be delighted to know that your excise VAT Council District is being renamed Belmarsh as we speak. Thank you for bringing this issue to Our attention. As a token of Our appreciation for your efforts, we have sanctioned a temporary moratorium on the( Top Secret, yet widely rumoured) Terrorism Tax for your city[ the extent and duration of this temporary, or rather transitory, moratorium is, of course, classified as Top Secret] .
Also please note that we are working hard to ensure that no impure thought need remain secret.
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Regretfully not yours,
The Ministry( secular) of Terrorism, inc.
if weāre all going down on the SS Britmanica we may as well blow our own houses up, road block party time, and get down to some James brown.
I thought it was an offence to be too pro-Britainā¦ Canāt glorify Britain, canāt vilify Britain. Why donāt they simply come out and say, āAll you commoners, just keep your mouths shut!ā
ā¦and stay 6 feet apart.
Or, do ātheyā really meanā¦
6 feet under?
Or if your name is Alex Jones and you try to defend yourself in Connecticut or Travis County, TX.