THIS JUST IN … NEWS FLASH … Mr. and Mrs. America and all the ships at sea … Many, many strongly worded letters are about to be sent in the Los Angeles / Sacramento areas. Postal Service is alerting these areas that mail delivery may be slowed for weeks. … The California Bar Association has also announced that their forecast for Bar Members income for 2025 should prove to be a banner year. They also have announced that they now have formal agreements with three prestigious associations, two American and one British. The American Society for The Generation of Large Incomes By Stacking Money on Top of Other Money with Little or No Actual Results, and its sister Association The American Society for The Generation of Kickbacks (whose Honorary President is Joe Biden - this “selection” being like his current one in that it is a title without the requirement of function [ing]) along with The Royal Society of Putting Things on Top of Other Things. (see video below of an actual meeting)
Only last year The American Society for The Generation of Kickbacks added an exciting group of new members. The new members included management of the Los Angeles Department of Water and Power.
One has to find humor in the midst of such egregious stupidity. Haven’t we been seeing articles as of late about the significant rise in water levels at a number of California lakes and reservoirs?
if Herb Morrision were alive his broadcast might have sounded something like this … "This is the worst of the worst catastrophes in the world! Oh, they’re burning and crashing down . . . oh, the flames, shooting four or five hundred feet into the sky, and they are terrific home and business crashes, ladies and gentlemen. There’s smoke, and there’s flames, now, and the frames of the homes and businesses are crashing to the ground, fire hoses not quite having enough water pressure to do any good … Oh, the humanity!