Maybe I'm not too bright

I may be dense, but…
To compensate for this, Cohen and his colleagues developed a method to correct for argon contamination from Earth and space. “Once we did that, the argon-argon ages came out as being young and matched perfectly with other methods, like Uranium-Lead,” [he explains]
ain’t it odd how they find a way to make facts fit their existing models?
(Most Martian meteorites are curiously young in age | Natural History Museum).


Nope. Sounds like your pineal gland is working just fine.