Where to move in the US?

Worked for David, as the narrative has reported.

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For Canadians who want to run away from their problems, please keep on going south all the way to Mexico.

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Yeah, keep going. We love the Canucks who come here because Canadians are usually dull.

The ones who ffd up fheir country by being nice and now want to run away, stay home and clean up your mess.

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Unfortunately, USMCA will have us all in the same boat shortly, so, Canucks need to bring what guns & ammo they have left if they find the need to cross to the south. Don’t come down here empty-handed for sure.

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Washington State is ground zero for a lot of the worst things going on, so this is probably a good one to steer clear off for a lot of people.

However this is the only state besides Hawaii with a rain-forest I believe and it’s not really possible for police officers to enforce the unlawful federal false mandates there if even if they had any reason to.

My best friend has lived on Kauai for over 40 years. She is now selling & moving back to Texas while she has an open door.

Notice how all these lockdown States loosened at once. There’s no such thing as coincidence (in this case).

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Hawaii seems cool also because they have volcanoes. Supposedly I was taken there when I was a baby but I don’t have any memory of that. The ash from most recent Mt. Saint Helens eruption can still be seen in glaciers on Rainier!

I’ve also heard a rumor that the phrase ā€œufoā€ was first coined at sightings of unidentified craft at Mt. Rainier.

Geologists have predicted a massive earthquake might happen in this region sometime in the next 500 years or so that will probably destroy just about everything.

Hawaii is beautiful, no doubt about it but, it’s extremely liberal & the vaxx is pushed really hard, even by neighbors to the point of fights & shunning. The wonderful cane fields we used to ride through for miles are now gone & covered with housing. The rates of drug & alcohol addiction rival those of Native American reservations, as do some trash dumps, which BTW is done by locals & not Haules.

Happening in a lot of places it seems.

It is speculated that there is an E.T. base in Mt. Adams. Not sure if James Gillian’s ranch is still hosting the night watching. I’ve been there a few times watching the UFO’s enter and leave Mt. Adams about a decade ago. James had wonderful guests like Dr. Nick Begich {angels don’t play this haarp} give lectures at the ranch. White Salmon, WA

This made me laugh
ā€œFLORIDA CAUTION:

In regards to all the people wanting to move here from New York, Mass, and California as well as many other heavily populated cities across the country, as well as those wanting to visit…

Before you come to Florida to visit you must be aware of what is happening here. Especially, around the okeechobee, Caloosahatchee and all of treasure coast of Florida!

  • There’s a housing shortage, rent has tripled, and folks are vacationing here in record numbers…

So if you plan on moving here, or just plan on vacationing on our beaches, rivers, or lakes this summer, I think you should know that wolf spiders, fire ants and bedbugs have infested hotels and motels across the area due to dryer than usual weather. The woods will eat you alive with ticks, giant mosquitos, and chiggers.

Our lakes are full of gators, fresh water sharks, and creepy old guys wearing speedos.

Our rivers are full of drunks in tubes peeing themselves while the banjo players lay waiting in the bushes.

Florida panthers have eaten many domesticated animals and possibly some small children.

The local bear and coyote population are all ā€˜in heat’ and think your wife/girlfriend is hot.

Snakes… don’t even get me started on the water headed copper moccasins here, and the Diamond Back Rattler Cobras. Or the red touches yellow dangerous fellow.

The poison ivy has overtaken all other vegetation. We have had brown bear sightings at every park and town - they are after your picnic baskets….and some cougars have been spotted in motel rooms and bars.

Watch out for the jackalopes, and snipe, they have been extremely aggressive this season.

We have the Skunk Ape invading our parks and it’s their mating season. Porcupines are ā€œstabbingā€ small children should they dare to utilize the local playground equipment.

Skunks have made their way over and multiplied at unprecedented rates and wander the local campgrounds in packs looking for beer.

Murder hornets!?! We’ve got great black clouds of murder hornets, and swarms of giant crickets and even some Alabama grasshoppers.

Scorpions have been congregating in massive quantities under rocks, logs, wooden steps, automobiles, and tarantulas are now stealing peoples food and biting like crazy.

I’m pretty sure all private tiger owners (we had a jump in them after Tiger King) have released their cats into the streets of our cities and towns.

Head lice now fly and we have vampire bats.

Oh, and no one is vaccinated.

I hear Idaho and Louisiana are really nice though.ā€

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Please consider Texas in same category! Florida forgot to mention hurricanes & we get those too. Thanks!

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Maybe not in the northern plains states either as they are experiencing a haboob. Yeah, me, neither.

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ā€œTake me into a dome, country roadsā€¦ā€

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The grass is always greener on the other side;
until you have to mow it.

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That was funny! They forgot ā€œit’s 98 degrees and 120% humidity in November.ā€ The housing shortage part, though, I’m seeing firsthand. In some places, it’s just ridiculous.

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The Jackalope!

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florida needs air conditioning 1/3 of the year. having a loss of power after a late summer hurricane would be sticky.

You could’ve stopped at Fla. needs AirCon. —— And mosquito forcefields. :slightly_smiling_face:

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3/4 of the year in South Fla. – and year-round if you’re used to the weather up north!

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Alaska deep in the woods!